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The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

Posted by Mr. Redneck on February 18, 2011 at 10:30 AM Comments comments (0)

If you have not seen this movie yet, your missing out. This is one wild family!

 

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Trutle man

Posted by Mr. Redneck on April 13, 2010 at 2:08 PM Comments comments (0)

This is just to funny not to share.

 

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This guy is two beers short of a 6-pack

Posted by Mr. Redneck on April 13, 2010 at 1:57 PM Comments comments (0)

Ok, here is a real bright one. If you think you can do this or have a pet gator you play with...then your not to bright ether, but we would love to see it.

 

 

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Vicious Otter attacks 96 year old man

Posted by Mr. Redneck on March 8, 2010 at 4:45 PM Comments comments (0)

Now this is just odd. What are the chances of being attacked by a otter in the middle of the night and no where close to water. Click the picture below and listen to the 911 call. This is just to weird.

 

 

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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions!!!

Posted by Ol'Butternuts on March 2, 2010 at 6:58 PM Comments comments (0)

Since life is made up of one decision after another you would think people such as myself would learn to make some that turn out with a good outcome. I think I, like a bunch of other people, have a bad process. Take for example the crack head running down the street turning tricks to get another hit. Take for example again, the people get tricks turned on'em to give the crack head another hit.


Now fotunately for myself...I aint in netier one. But I do have a string of bad decisions, just like the time I accidentally drove home to far...

 


Now this aint my car or my house...which the house I hit weren't mine either...but suffice it to say...WE BOTH SCREWED UP!


It makes for a good story now but at the time and for a long time after that it sucked. It's also still on my gall'dern'record. 


Maybe yours aint quite so bad. Maybe you just got drunk and went home with a fat gurl once....A BUNCH OF TIMES!


I think we should stop to evaluate our decision making process...Then again...we'd probably just screw it up, make another bad decision and have another story that , hopefully,  makes some people laugh.


 

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Until then, Keep it Red.

Ol'butternuts

When Deer Stay Home

Posted by Mr. Redneck on March 1, 2010 at 8:54 AM Comments comments (0)

People in Schuylkill County , Pennsylvania have a warped sense of humor.

It must be something in the coal-infused water.

 

 

This is the pull off at SR 61 and Adamsdale Rd.

 

Day 1 - A deer was hit there (The couch was dumped there previously).

Day 2 - The deer was on the couch.

Day 3 - The end table and lamp showed up.

Day 4 - The TV and TV stand showed up.

 

 

The Trooper had to call PENN DOT because of all the people stopping to take pictures.

 

 

The cardboard caption in front of the deer on the couch reads,

 

 

"Sorry Hunters.

Obama ruined healthcare.

We can't afford to have injured hunters on our conscience,

so I'm staying home!

Sorry, the Deer."

 

 

Calico Buck

Posted by Mr. Redneck on February 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM Comments comments (1)

You don't see this everyday. A Buck that a hunter got in WI. He sent these pictures to a bunch of people to see what he could get and the owner of Cabela's paid him $13,000 for the head and hide. A calico buck like the one below is rarer then an albino.

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Pole dancing could be heading to the Olympics!

Posted by Mr. Redneck on February 25, 2010 at 1:28 PM Comments comments (0)

WHAT? That can't be right? Pole dancing could be recongnized as a SPORT and headed to the Olympics. Thats what a article in the NY Daily News is saying. So i guess the gold medal will go to the chick with the most money at the end of her dance.

 

 Click here to read the full article

I-75 Lake City Billboard

Posted by Mr. Redneck on February 24, 2010 at 3:26 PM Comments comments (0)

The attached photo is of a billboard recently established on I-75 just south of Lake City Florida. A group gathered there to celebrate its unveiling. The cost

of 10 months rental of the billboard and doing the artwork was $6500.

 

"We feel that is a reasonable cost to reach out to 1,000,000 vehicles per month

and perhaps motivate their participation in the electoral process to get our country on a sound footing."

 

Every state should have one!!

 

 

 Don't cry O-bama lovers....i put a pic below just for you too...

 

 

These Rednecks must be from up north... cause they sure aint from around here!

 

 

Good Road-hugging Tires

Posted by Mr. Redneck on February 24, 2010 at 3:04 PM Comments comments (1)

I had this sent to me in a email and found it wild. This has got to be one of the luckest truck drivers ever. What do you think he said right before this happend?  

 

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